As a little GaL walk pasS my LiFe

JOKES JOKES AND MORE JOKES

2007-10-25T08:33:00.000-07:00

haha.. too tired to blog.. but then yst was damn funny la... JIYONG same group as bushy... fate sia.. laugh until stomach ache lo.. LOLS.. den today hui ping wear pink.. at canteen 2 while we are having lunch tat time... one fat guy wearing pink shirt walk pass den DON say hui ping ur BF!!! haha... couple suit...den me lyna, don and jocelyn cannot stop laughing lo.. super funny sia.. hui ping say she wanna eat mince pork noodle.. juz now saw her laogong again.. but he eating muslim food... den we say he cannot eat pork.. cuz his own kind... den hui ping eating him... everyday oso got pork to eat sia...
den we say hui ping need to shoot the movie call MY HUSBAND IS A PINK PIG!!! wahaha!! later we walking back to class tat time, saw her husband again... MY god!!! laugh until wanna pee la.. stomach pain like hell!!! hahaha.. see if tml got more jokes anot!! my jaw still pain lo... LOLS..

too be continued

THE JOKES OF THE YEAR

2007-10-22T09:03:00.000-07:00

Yo.. cute jm here!!! Wahaha!! today damn exciting man.. all the BME ppl all super excited about soccer sia.. our SW.. lols!! first time so excited about soccer sia.. not bad!! tired but fun la.. den after training... ME, DON, SU PING, KENNY, KEN, JIYONG sit down at the canteen and chill!!! den suddenly dunno why we started talking about the bushy porn.. den ken say she go ask people for JIYONG's surname.. den we started saying that she like JIYONG..haha!! :))

den later i see 2 birds on the floor.. den i say DON and KENNY bird flew away.. den SUPING say don is gal no bird.. den i say KENNY bird too big so muz fly separatly.. haha!! dunno what happen den DON say JIYONG's bird lost in the bush!!! oh my godness sia!!! damn clown la!! cannot stop laughing lo... den after tat we say albert's bird oso kena swept away!! then we added in tat she keep sweeping birds into her bush.. den JIYONG say muz help him get him his bird... but inside too many cannot find his one.. lols.. JOKE OF THE YEAR!!

too be continued....

First week of sch ended

2007-10-19T09:29:00.000-07:00

So fast the week has ended.. lols.. time fly.. well have so much fun catching up wid friens.. haha!!!
crapping crapping and crapping...the funniest ting is Lyna likes Q MO.. :)) damn funny sia.. joke of the year man... LMAO!! hui ping lo.. start is whole thing one.. wahaha!!
sian man... im so gonna to fail com pro la... the only thing i noe is type wat is in the book.. lols.. nvm.. practice make perfect.. fighting!!!

GOING BACK TO SCHOOL!!

2007-10-17T10:24:00.000-07:00

finally im back to sch again.. oh my.. the math tutorial lecture sux man!! she treat us like small kids... boring.. cant crap around and play games anymore.. bored to the max!! 2 days of sch starting at 8.. so tiring.. i need more slp!!! somemore no more ending early anymore... sob sob!! :(
long long day awaiting always... zzzz.. SNW oso sux!! wat the hell!! so little sports la.. not fair.. nvm.. soccer now i come.. shall enjoy sun tanning!! (: CATS need to do blog.. confusing.. 2 blogs driving me nuts!!! come on.. why my CATS need to write reflection de.. okay den.. go slp already.. i need more beauty slp!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEEPS!!

2007-10-07T08:31:00.000-07:00

TATS US!! THE BIRTHDAY BOY IS WEARING WHITE!! SITTING BETWEEN THE BLACKS!! HAHA..

THE BIRTHDAY BOY IS TAKING A LONG TIME TO BLOW THE CANDLES.. SO DERE IS CANDLE WAX ON THE CAKE!!

THIS IS THE BIRTHDAY CAKE TAT WE BOUGHT FOR JIA LE!! ICE CREAM CAKE!!

YOO!! jm is back.. haven been blogging for a long long time.. opps.. x) forget tat i even haven a blog.. okay well.. i will try to blog more.. anyway tis month i'm gonna be broke.. so many ppl birthday in tis month.. HELP!! i need MONEY.. haha.. who dun need money sia.. everywhere we go oso MONEY MONEY MONEY!!! lols.. anyway.. a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FRIENS.. SPECIALLY TO : JIA LE, KEJUN, WEI LIANG, RONN AND MUD* tats not his real name.. :)) hope u guys have an enjoyable birthday yeah!! anyway.. i came across something.. birthday means one year older does it oso mean one year closer to death!!?? lols.. forget it den.. we should be happy!! so think on the bright side...

2007-09-27T10:46:00.000-07:00

lols.. another boring day goes by.. hahas.. not bad.. feel good to be chilling and slacking around.. making more new friens.. (: anyway.. today i finally found someone who is same class as me in CATS!! happy sia!!! im not gonna be emo during the first day.. wahaha.... hmm.. i still need to cut and dye my hair.. well.. still have meetings going on and sutffs.. looking at my timetable.. im totally turn off.. the timetable sux, the module oso sux.. oh god!! how to do well man.. x(
oh wells.. guess tats how life suppose to be isn't it.. being perfect isn't life.. guess life is about making miracles and doing something which seems impossible!! oh wells.. as long as i enjoy myself all the time.. tats life.. :)

HAPPY SEVENTEEN BIRTHDAY DUM DUM ALEX

2007-09-14T11:22:00.000-07:00

anyways, i was force by alex to post tis photo de!! poor me.. :(

BY THE WAY, LOLS.. TIS IS ALEX THE BIRTHDAY BOY!! :)

hahas.. long time never blog already.. anyways i blog because today Alex's birthday lo... so juz blog.. hahas.. wish u a very happy birthday la.. :)) hmmm.. actually wanted to blog bout my outrace de.. hahas.. but i so lazy.. because the outrace is so fun and dere's so much things to talk about.. anyway my legs have been aching lo after the outrace.. somemore the outrace lasted for 2 days.. no sleeping okay... alex, compare to ur training tis is more tough lo.. yeah the fun part is we get to hitch a ride.. [ lorry ppl are good ppl.. because they give free rides] hahas.. after the race, i'm a pro in riding the lorry lo.. wahaha.. anyway will tell more bout the outrace soon.. :))

For now, juz wish the dum dum alex a very happy birthday... hahas..

2007-09-06T09:29:00.000-07:00

oh my god.. im so busy.. sian sian sian.. tis week so many events.. i miss maple!! :(( so long never log in liao.. poor char i tink she miss me oso... haiz.. i seriously need to buy more clothes.. hahas.. ppl got miss me not!! haiz.. busy = stress.. but nvm.. jia you jia you.. ganbate!!! :)) shall chiong maple.. i wan lvl up!!

2007-09-04T08:50:00.000-07:00

lols.. the dumb rat!! Garbarge eater!!

haha.. caught in action!!

YOYO!! jm is back.. wahaha.. i noe alex miss me lo.. okay la.. im juz lazy to blog tis few days lo.. but here i am blogging again lo.. got so many event coming up.. my holidays are busy.. tink about tat perharps maybe for tis week onli cuz got camp.. haha.. fun fun fun.. lols.. rence still own me b day present, where is my ben N jerry?? :)) hehe.. anyway RATATOUILLE is nice lo.. the rat is so cute.. " Stop That you're freaking me out!!" "AH!! ITALIAN HUH!!" " YOU'RE IN PARIS NOW, MY TOWN!" heres the pics of small little chef.. RAWK ON ppl!! :))

2007-08-30T09:57:00.000-07:00

hahas.. yeah man.. i pass my interview lo.. great... bored man.. everyday got nothing to do.. muz really go jogging..!! haha... exercise is good for health!! :)) i need to keep fit... okay lo.. sian.. tml going back primary sch see teacher.. but i morning got meeting... HELP!! hope the meeting can end early la... den i can make it in time...!!!

2007-08-29T09:59:00.000-07:00

hahas... today got nothing much oso.. went to sch for interview.. the kinda question they ask are somehow hard to answer lo.. so i juz gave wat i tink was a perfect answer!! :)) hehe.. den went to meet kenny lo.. den go my hus, he cook breakfast for me... wahaha.. not bad arhx?? free chef?? lols.. den went to his work place lo.. listen to wat the company has offer.. not bad lo.. but still need the approval of my mom la.. den slack all the way lo.. den have dinner wid vincent.. hahas.. so long never see him liao lo.. so happy can go out wid him.. den i say go back j8 watch midnite movie.. den in the end dun have.. ZZZ!!! so i went hme lo..

2007-08-28T08:04:00.000-07:00

lols.. sian.. something is wrong wid my blog lo.. so im gonna change my whole blog.. arhx.. headache lo... sian sian sian!! tml got interview lo.. dunnoe what to say sia.. bored... thanks mark lo.. for accompany me to go back sch.. :)) anyway, okay lo.. i trying to make my blog tis time by myself..!! haha.. jia you jia you...

2007-08-27T10:08:00.000-07:00

yeah!! jm is back!! lols... long time never blog liao.. tis few days busy.. anyway dead slience the ending sux la.. wasted my money!! " BEAWARE THE STARE OF MARY SHAW, SHE HAS NO CHILDREN, ONLI DOLLS. IF U SEE HER DO NOT SCREAM, IF NOT SHE WILL CUT OFF UR TONGUE AND MAKE U CANNOT SPEAK!! " - taken from the movie dead slience... hahas.. anyway tat time i chat wid alex on the phone lo.. den we came out a story for alex haha.. den he ask me to post it on my blog.. so here it goes!! :)) damn funny de lo... *[ Alex Ng Chee Hong the face hong hong , his eyes mong mong , his body long long and likes to wear tongs. every nite ton play mahjong lose money until gong den go find da er long who live at jurong.. ]* so far until here lo... hahas..

2007-08-25T00:56:00.000-07:00

hahas.. yst forget to blog lo.. anyway yst went out wid mark, jia le, sarah, joel, cai ming lo.. went to town lo.. cuz mark say wanna celebrate my b day lo.. thanks guys... lol.. den later mark going night safari den left the 5 of us.. haha... anyway jia le say he wanna go hme slp den we went for dinner den i go back bishan to meet amanda... hahaz.. she got dragon boat training lo.. den we go walk around.. den swee hao, wei liang and ronn came and pass me my b day present lo.. thanks man.. i really like it lo.. :)) lots of thanks guys!!! jm love u all!!!

2007-08-23T08:24:00.000-07:00

lols... haha... today went to dye my hair again... den went back sch to have volleyball training.. so fun!! holidays have started!! yeah man!!! time to enjoy lo.. nothing happen much today though!! but have lots of time chatting and chilling around wid friens!! cool!! :) but the sad ting is... i lost all my contacts in my phone!! anyway enjoy the holiday yo peeps!!
" hey ma ma welcome to the 60's!!! ooo..""

Hair spray

2007-08-22T09:45:00.000-07:00

another photo of him!! :p

lols.. tats LINK LARKIN!! SO HOT!! :)

hahas.. today went to make my ez link.. hehe.. yeah man!!! got it back.. :) oso went to repair my phone lo.. argh!! until fri den i can get it back.. all the tings gone.. hey ppl gonna ask u guys for ur phone number again!! :) but den later on went to watch movie wid amanda.. hahas.. HAIR SPRAY man!! the movie is SO NICE!! :) LINK LARKIN is totally hot man!!

one day after she turn seventeen

2007-08-21T10:32:00.000-07:00

hahas.. this is amanda and me... she is wearing the black polo shirt lo... haha.. wid the b day cake!! :)

hahas... later i meet up wid my babe.. haha.. AMANDA.. she bought tis cake for me.. yeah!! :) so sweet of her rite?? so i didnt feel so sad anymore.. lols... i love u man!! today i ate 3 cakes lo.. super full man... somemore all chocolate cakes.. wahaha.. still great thanks to AMANDA and JOY JOY they all... although they ps me but den i have b day song to hear!!! :)

Which is Macardi lo.. he say i small kid cant buy so he bought for me!! haha.. den Joy Joy say he chao lao bin tats why he can buy...!!! anyway thanks for the drink lo... anyway i cant finish it den Rence finish all for me..

but after paper i got PANG SEH by ALEX, JOY JOY, DON, HUI PING, LYNN and oso alot more lo... sob sob.. :( make me so sad.. so bad pang seh me.. but den lucky got Rence lo.. den we stay in sch to do my blog.. so my blog now nicer liao.. :) thanks rence!!

haha... yeah.. my first b day cake lo.. by Alex the dum dum lion.. haha.. thanks ya.. :) lols.. the $16.90 cake..!!! anyway thanks to Tow Koon oso cuz he oso bought me cake.. today finally i have b day cake, got candle to blow and ppl say b day song for me.. Wahaha!!! Joy Joy, Tow koon, Alex, Rence and Priscilla sing b day song to me.. So happy lo!!! thanks guys... u make me happy.. anyway Alex oso bought one more ting for me...

2007-08-20T09:22:00.000-07:00

haiz... my b day over liao.. :( i still got no cake to eat, no candle to blow, no b day song... lol.. nvm.. smile.. my friens still rmb my b day.. YEah!!! u guys rawks man!!! muacks... :) All the best ppl for ur exams.. My blog is still undone yet.. but still tag me.. hahas.. jiay you wor... we shall conquer the exams..

* [ wAt a DaY ] *

2007-08-20T05:56:00.000-07:00

haiz.. today is my b day yet i got no b day cake for me.. :( so sad.. i wan my b day cake..!! shit day!! have to study for my paper tml.. so boring.. im rotting at hme wid my EL tech.. Argh help.. but still great thanks to all my friens for wishing me a happy b day.. Love.. :) haiz.. my blog is still in a mess... lols.. Help.. great thanks to dum dum lion for helping me wid my blog.. :)
i wish i wish.. i have a b day cake!!! :(

when the gal turn seventeen

2007-08-19T10:03:00.000-07:00

Hey.. hahas.. newly created.. sweet seventeen birthday to me.. :) yeah.. thanks peeps.. i love u guys!! all the best for exams yeah!! Rmb cute jm love H1 and also to all my secondary sch friens.. Not fogetting my poly friens.. hahas.. stay happy always... * smiles* :)